// An adult coloring book that gets it

Coloring books for people who aren't fine.

Meet the Naughty Monsters. 11 tiny disasters living your exact same week. Color them. Relate to them. Quietly question your life choices.

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Naughty Monster
printed & shipped by Amazon · no inner peace guaranteed

This is not
that kind of
coloring book.

You know the ones. Lavender mandalas. A wise owl. Forty pages telling you to breathe. We made the opposite.

Buffer, frozen mid-loading-screen. Munch, eating their feelings at 2am. Crit, judging you silently from the corner. Gloom, dragging their own personal raincloud everywhere. Drift, left on read by their own attention span.

// The cast

Meet your
monsters

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Crit
Crit
The inner voice you absolutely did not ask for.
Drift
Drift
Left on read by their own attention span.
Fact
Fact
Took it literally. Every single time.
Gloom
Gloom
Carries the weight of the day. Every day.
Mono
Mono
Simply present. Nothing more.
Munch
Munch
Stress and snacks. A love story in three meals.
Nark
Nark
Not convinced. Way too mainstream.
Rush
Rush
Always running late to something.
Spark
Spark
Chaotic good intentions. Zero follow-through.
Synth
Synth
Lost in the objects of the 80s. In love.
// What you actually get

Inside the book

01
11 original monstersAcross 40 full illustrations. No recycled stock shapes.
02
An actual personalityEvery page has a scene, a mood, and a little bit of attitude.
03
"Rate Your Monster" bonus pageScore the chaos: Energy, Drama, Chaos, Mood. You do the rating.
04
Hand-vectorized artworkEvery line traced by hand. Each monster is genuinely one of a kind.
05
Square format pagesPerfectly square canvas on every page, ideal for coloring.
06
Printed by AmazonMade to order, delivered to your door.
Who it's for

For the group chat. For the person who "isn't crafty" but needs to put the phone down. For anyone who finds live, laugh, love personally offensive. If you've ever described your own week as "a lot," this is your coloring book.

Your monsters
are waiting.

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